Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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