so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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