question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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