Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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