she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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