I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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