I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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