Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm just crazy horny about you
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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