loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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