I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It was confusing and full of hummus
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Alive.
So much puke
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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