STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
