i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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