thus making me awesome and them whores
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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