you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
