i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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