Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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