Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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