no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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