Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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