just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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