Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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