also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
