Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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