you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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