So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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