Its about making memories worth repressing
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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