You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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