Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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