i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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