We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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