yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
