normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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