how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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