you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think people are normalizing furries
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
