ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wish i was in the wii world.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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