we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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