i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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