Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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