Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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