This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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