do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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