Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
there is glitter all over my balls
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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