watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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