She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
