the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
