clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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