yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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