At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What drink are we having for lunch?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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