It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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