you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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